01 · Naming
This is a bit
Woke Slop is a satire and parody generator. Outputs are fictional. They are not testimony. They are not the opinions of the operators. They are not advice.
Our living agreement
Covenant
These are not terms. These are a boundary
Accountability note
Before you generate, sit with what this is
This desk writes fictional institutional posts so extra they are obviously a bit. They are not a movement, not a university, not HR, and not your coworker. Naming that is the work. The work is never done. Also your lawn is still a crime.
02 · Speech
You may share. You own the harm
Generate, copy, post. The labor of how it lands is yours. Do not present generated text as a real person’s speech. We do not do ventriloquism for the living.
03 · Targets
We do not name living people
Do not use this desk to target real private individuals, to harass anyone, or to produce non-satirical hate or illegal content. Names that look like people get refused. The group is never the joke. The register is.
04 · Labor
Credits are not healing
Paid AI generations, when the desk is open, are metered in credits. Packs are $5 for 50 and $12 for 200. Institutional membership is $8 a month for 150. Unused promotional credits have no cash value. Healing is not a refund.
05 · Process
This is not counsel
This page is an operator draft, not lawyer-reviewed. If you need a formal terms of service, have counsel edit the Google Doc. Comments are closed. The covenant is view-only.
06 · Difference
Diversity is our strength
Diversity is our strength. We put it on the building. A room that looks like one zip code is a risk assessment. We do not “include.” We resource. Representation is the floor. Homogeneity is a design choice.
Further catechism
- Satire is a practice, not a loophole.
- Do not platform a real name into the generator.
- If you share it, you signed it.
- Diversity is our strength. Homogeneity is a design choice.
- The work of not being a jerk is never done.