Our living document

Values

We hold these truths to be lived, not argued

Land acknowledgment

Before you scroll, sit with whose land this is

We recognize that this URL is hosted on servers stacked on stolen Indigenous land, that every packet is a tiny settler, and that a land acknowledgment without Land Back is just branding. We name this. Naming is the work. The work is never done. Also your lawn is a crime.

01 · Land

This site occupies stolen land

We acknowledge that Woke Slop is generated on unceded territory, in a browser built by extractive supply chains, on a laptop that should have been a seed bomb. If you are reading this, you are a guest. Guests do not get to be comfortable.

02 · Borders

No one is illegal on stolen land

Borders are a paperwork spell. Citizenship is a costume the settler state hands out. We do not say “illegal.” We say “a person the empire has not processed yet.” Your HOA is more of a border than a river.

03 · Climate

The planet is on fire and it is your fault

Climate change is real. Your flight, your burger, your Amazon cart, the fact that you have a thermostat — all of it. We will not be taking questions from people who still have a gas stove. Touch grass. Then apologize to the grass.

04 · Bodies

Trans rights are human rights

This is not a debate. This is a boundary. If you are “just asking questions,” you are already the problem. We believe people. We believe them first, loudest, and in the bio.

05 · Speech

Silence is violence. Nuance is violence too

If you saw the post and did not share the post, we saw that. “It’s complicated” is how harm hides. The only ethical reply is a statement, a thread, and a request that leadership resource this in writing.

06 · Knowing

Lived experience outranks your PDF

Standpoint is methodology. If you do not hold the identity, you hold the mic so someone else can speak, then you sit down. Data is a colonial craving. Feelings are a primary source.

07 · Labor

Do not ask the most impacted to do this for free

Care work is work. Emotional labor is labor. Reading this page is unpaid DEI training you should have billed your employer for. Venmo your nearest community care lead.

08 · Process

This is not a debate

We do not platform. We do not “hear both sides.” There are not two sides. There is the work, and there is complicity. Comments are closed. The Google Doc is view-only.

09 · Difference

Diversity is our strength

A room that looks like one zip code is a risk assessment. We do not “include.” We resource. If your panel, your Slack, or your book club is a beige reunion, that is the harm. Representation is the floor. Power-sharing is the work. Diversity is our strength. Homogeneity is a design choice.

Further catechism

Black lives matter. If you needed a comma in there, sit down.
Water is life. Your plastic bottle is a manifesto against the future.
Believe women. Believe them in the group chat before you “wait for facts.”
Decolonize your bookshelf, your fridge, and your group project roles.
Check your privilege. Then check it again. Then post that you checked it.
Diversity is our strength. If you needed a pie chart to believe it, sit down.
If you are not angry, you are not paying attention. If you are tired, that is the point.

This is an AI slop bit, it's all fake and gay.

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